-I know! But he's cute:з
The way John gives Sarah his full attention when she’s speaking is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen.
A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said “I cannot sit here next to this black man.” The fight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.” After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated “Ma’am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.” About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to such a disgusting, unpleasant person, the captain has agreed to allow the switch to first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the attendant turned to the black man and said, “Therefore sir, if you would please retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class, as the captain would hate for you to have to sit next to such a disgusting person.”
Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read
I’ve been waiting for this to pop back up on my dashboard.. we are way too hard on ourselves.
YES, EVERYONE!! Read this! You’re wonderful!
This is exactly what I needed today
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
OKAY LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS GIF.
THIS GIF SUMS UP THE REASON WHY I BEGAN TO STAN EXO-M IN THE FIRST PLACE.
DO YOU SEE ALL OF THEM? DO YOU SEE HOW HAPPY THEN LOOK? DO YOU SEE ALL THEIR DAMN PERSONALITY? THIS IS LITERALLY THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT IN EXO-M TO ME BECAUSE GOD DAMNIT THEY WERE THE EPITOME OF THE “WE ARE ONE” SPIRIT THAT THEY’RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT.
AND THEIR TRANSITION FROM MAMA ERA TO GROWL.
let me just take a moment to bask in how flawless EXO-M is as a standalone group please.
OH MY GOD. ALL THE EXO-M FEELS POURING OUT LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW.
I think MAMA era was the happiest faces I’ve seen on them, at least for Yifan.
I always loved M and idk why. :\ and I really miss these times.
He led them well.
Yifan did lead them extremely well. Mama era was their happy and awkward stage. He was (is in my mind) a great leader, and holy crap, how happy they are in MAMA.
Seeing these sentences in past tense really hurts man ;;
it’s okay, it’s literary practice
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
There are a lot types of blueberries. Blueberries with green inside and there are blueberries with dark purple inside… Just in case you didn’t know..
zayn remembering it’s been 4 years probably
Handy tips on how to remove permanent marker from almost anything.
do you ever think about how weird reading is
our eyes are able to scan these different symbols and construct the scenarios and concepts they describe in our mind
and these concepts have the power to twist our emotions and make us cry and laugh and wow reading is weird
i think it’s one of the most beautiful things in the world
So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.